Tangled Sentence Meme

"This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually a fun story."
"She was running out of time and that's when people usually start to look for a miracle."
"To celebrate her birth, the King and Queen launched a flying lantern into the sky."
"And for that one moment, everything was perfect."
"The outside world is a dangerous place filled with horrible, selfish people. You must stay here where you're safe."
"Guys, I want a castle."
"All the things we've seen and its only eight in the morning. Gentlemen, this is a very big day."
"I distinctly remember your birthday was last year."
"That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing."
"I can't believe that after all we've been through, you don't trust me? Ouch."
"Okay, okay, okay...I've got a person in my closet."
"You are not leaving the tower! Ever!"
"Ugh, great. Now I'm the bad guy."
"I know not who you are nor how I came to find you, but may I just say...hi. How ya doin'?"
"Tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns. You will act as my guide, take me to these lanterns, and return me home safely."
"When I promise something, I never ever break that promise."
"You know I can't help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here."
"This is part of growing up. A little rebellion, a little adventure-that's good. Healthy even!"
"Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?"
"To me that's part man smell and the other part is really bad man smell. I don't know why but overall it just smells like the color brown."
"Find your humanity! Haven't any of you ever had a dream?"
"Go. Live your dream."
"Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me."
"I have got to get me one of these."
"Perhaps you want to stop acting like wild dogs chasing their tails and think for a moment."
"I was going to offer you something worth one thousand crowns, would have made you rich beyond belief."
"You can't tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my reputation."
"I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayl and followed that."
"Is there any chance that I'm gonna get super strength in my hand? Because I'm not gonna lie, that would be stupendous."
"Today is kind of the biggest day of my life, and the thing is, I need you not to get him arrested."
"I've been looking out a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what it might feel like when these lights rise in the sky. What if its not everything I dreamed it would be?"
"You get to go find a new dream."
"How much do you think someone would pay to stay young and healthy forever?"
"The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it."
"I'm the lost princess."
"I've spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power but I should have been hiding from you."
"You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I'm the bad guy."
"Our secret will die with him."
"No! I won't stop. For every minute of the rest of my life I will fight! I will never stop trying to get away from you."
"You were my new dream."