mickeymilkovish:

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

• [text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
  
• [text]: send me pictures
  
• [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
  
• [text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
  
• [text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
  
• [wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)
  
• [wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore
  
• [wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!
  
• [wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
  
• [text]: i love you so fucking much
• [text]: i hate you
• [drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 
• [text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
• [text]: i need you. now.
• [text]: please respond. im so worried about you
• [text]: last night was so GOOD
• [text]: what are you wearing? ;)
• [text]: is he bigger than me?
• [text]: did you sleep with her ?!
• [text]: you’re just a slut
• [drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
• [drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
• [drunk text]: im iss youu
• [text]: bed or floor? ;-)
• [text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
• [text]: i want you naked.
• [text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
• [text]: i want to show you how much i love you
• [text]: do you hate me?
• [text]: i’m so sorry
• [text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
• [text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
• [text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
• [text]: netflix and chill? 
• [drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
• [text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 
• [text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
• [text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans